We crunched the numbers so you don’t have to.
When he was a lad he ate four dozen eggs
every morning to help him get large.
And now that he’s grown he eats five dozen eggs so he’s roughly the size of a barge!
We’ve thought about this before, but every time we watch Beauty and the Beast, this issue reignites for us. That’s 60 eggs a day! If these are jumbo eggs (and knowing Gaston, we bet they are) he’s taking in 5,400 calories every morning.
That’s 300 grams of fat, just on the eggs. On the cholesterol front, that is 16,200 mg, or roughly 54 times the daily recommended amount.
And THIS IS JUST BREAKFAST. Assuming he eats similar meals at lunch and dinner, that’s around 16,200 calories a day. My, what an appetite! Gaston, we worry about you.