Newsflash: Ariel is Pinocchio

While writing a deeply serious critical tract on how Sebastian is the Jiminy Cricket of The Little Mermaid, we noticed another key similarity: Ariel is a lot like Pinocchio.   We’ll pause for a moment so that you can collect your thoughts because we know your mind is now blown. But seriously, hear us out … Continue reading Newsflash: Ariel is Pinocchio