We’ve all been there. We’re mid-debate, argument, or generally frustrating interaction with somebody, and we freeze. Our tongues tie. We can think of zero clever things to say, that is, until the conversation is over and several perfect retorts come flooding into our brain. In a word, “grr.” Here are some perfect Disney comebacks that will hopefully save you from that exasperating fate:
“Say that to my face, you limp noodle!” -Mushu, Mulan.
Perfect for those talk-behind-your-back kind of friends.
“Isn’t it rather dangerous to use one’s entire vocabulary in a single sentence?” – Francis, Oliver and Company
This is a sick burn and a classy burn.
“I beg your pardon, are you ill?” – Mary Poppins, Mary Poppins
Also classy, and perfect for interrupting an undesired rant.
“The only one with a Frozen heart around here is you.” – Anna, Frozen
This one is really harsh, so use with caution.
“Ooh, I quiver with FEAR!” – Scar, The Lion King
“Why don’t you go tell my father? You’re good at that.” – Ariel, The Little Mermaid
“What kind of primitive beasts are responsible for this mess?” – Terk, Tarzan
This is perfect for messy siblings and roommates alike.
“Dishonor on you. Dishonor on your cow!” – Mushu, Mulan
This one is a little off the wall, but it will definitely render your opponent speechless.
“If what you say is true and you are innocent then you have nothing to fear.” – Frollo, The Hunchback of Notre Dame
This one will reallllly make them question themselves. Nobody can seed uncertainty and fear like Frollo.
For more comeback inspiration, be sure to check out part one of this post. What is your favorite Disney comeback?