Jon Hamm stars in Million Dollar Arm, based on the true story of sports agent JB Bernstein who travels to India to find cricket players with the arm to pitch in the MLB. We love Jon Hamm in this role, but it got us to thinking about all the other Disney roles he could have conquered:
Mr. Incredible
He has the looks, the attitude, and the range to handle to the more downtrodden Bob Parr moments.
Kronk
We’re under the impression that Jon Hamm isn’t afraid to be a little goofy, and we think he could play Kronk with a serious edge that would come off seriously funny.
Gaston
We love when Jon takes a villainous turn in a role, and he has the swagger to make Gaston attractively confident while being 100% evil. Do you think he’d be willing to grow out his hair for the part?
Charles Muntz
Speaking of villainous turns, we’d also like to see Jon Hamm as Charles Muntz. If Jon is good at anything, it’s brooding, and we’d love to see him in the explorer costume.
Hercules
You mean HUNK-ules!
John Smith
Again with the brooding! Jon Hamm exudes John Smith-esque leadership qualities, and he could nail the “I’d rather die tomorrow than live 100 years without you” emotions expertly, and handsomely.
Hans
This is perfect casting, in our opinion. Of course a woman would fall for Jon Hamm’s Hans without questioning his real motives. He’s so charming!
Prince Charming
See the point above about charm, but this time, he’d have the best intentions.
Buzz Lightyear
The voice, the confidence, the serious nature… Jon Hamm has it all. He just needs to master the dance skills of Spanish Buzz.
Launchpad McQuack
It’s all about the jaw.
Don’t miss Jon Hamm in a role he’s actually playing in Million Dollar Arm, in theaters May 16!
