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Disney Excuses For Why You’re Late

You know the feeling. You’re running just a little bit (or a lotta bit) late, and you need to come up with a good excuse for your tardiness. Here are a few that might come in handy, and if they draw a few laughs, then all the better.

 

You are late because. . .

 

Your tummy was too rumbly.

Disney Excuses for Why You're Late

It just needed some hunny.

 

You were too busy saving the world.

Disney Excuses for Why You're Late

But don’t worry. We always knew we could call you, beep you, if we wanted to reach you.

 

You got stuck in a cave of wonders…

Disney Excuses for Why You're Late

…for a few millennia. Whoops.

 

You forgot exactly where you were going.

Disney Excuses for Why You're Late

You somehow arrived at 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney.

 

You found a talking dog (no, really).

Disney Excuses for Why You're Late

So obviously you had to stop and converse mostly about…

 

Squirrel!

Disney Excuses for Why You're Late

That’s also why you were late. Squirrel-spotting.

 

You are actually a toy, and a human just wouldn’t leave the room.

Disney Excuses for Why You're Late

There’s nothing you could do except stay for another cup of tea.

 

You went through the wrong door.

Disney Excuses for Why You're Late

And somehow ended up in Hawaii (not that you’re complaining).

 

Hakuna Matata is all you have to say.

Disney Excuses for Why You're Late

No worries if you’re late.

 

You got marooned on an island.

Disney Excuses for Why You're Late

And the rum is gone, of course.

 

You got lost in a bit of sidewalk chalk art.

Disney Excuses for Why You're Late

You couldn’t turn down dancing penguins.

 

You pulled the wrong lever.

Disney Excuses for Why You're Late

Why do you even have that lever?

 

So there you have it. Choose one or mix and match a couple, and you’ll have a fool-proof excuse for any future delays!

Posted 5 years Ago
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