Sometimes we like to close our eyes, and imagine what it’d be like when… whoops, quoting Frozen again. But seriously, sometimes we do close our eyes and imagine what it’d be like to be a celebrity. But not in real-life. We’re talking about what it would be like to be a celebrity in a Disney movie. Sounds kind of magical.
We would have our own theme song guy.
And probably some really awesome fashion accessories (hello, disc earrings).
We wouldn’t have to find the spotlight. The spotlight would find us.
Complete with glitter and sparkle.
We would have bubble baths and a constant supply of beautiful fruit displays.
…But we’d have to be careful of stray raccoons named Meeko.
We could make funny faces and everyone would love it.
The crowd would go wild every single time.
We would have to meet a lot of people.
Ah, the inevitability of fandom.
We would usually find a crowd to carry us wherever we needed to go.
A side benefit of adoring fans.
We’d make front page news whenever we were in town.
Obviously.
We might have to deal with some jealous folk.
But, if they’re like Woody, they would keep us grounded and then eventually become our best friend.
We would have enough accolades to fill a glory wall.
Pretty incredible, if you ask us.
We would look so fierce all the time.
…While remembering Georgette’s advice: being perfect (or a celebrity) isn’t always easy. But with that hat, it sure looks fun.
