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Everything’s Coming Up Sparrow

Captain Jack Sparrow always manages to come out on top. He gets captured by the British, locked up for life, sentenced to death, even abandoned on an island, and he continually manages to survive. It’s mind boggling really, but we accept it because he’s pretty awesome. We’ve gathered some moments from the Pirates of the Caribbean movies where Jack just wins at life:

 

Like that time that Jack is about to be hanged, and he totally gets out of it.
Everything's Coming Up Sparrow - Pirates of the Caribbean - Jack Execution
It was dicey for awhile.

 

Or when the ship that Jack is on starts sinking, but he makes the most of it and just poses on top.
Everything's Coming Up Sparrow - Pirates of the Caribbean - Jack Sinking
Looking super attractive, may we add.

 

His arch nemesis has a bigger spyglass?
Everything's Coming Up Sparrow - Pirates of the Caribbean - Jack and Barbossa Eyeglass
Jack is all about creative solutions.

 

Or that one time that Jack is stuck on a desert island, but he still finds a way to have fun.
Everything's Coming Up Sparrow - Pirates of the Caribbean - Jack and Elizabeth
He gets rescued, of course.

 

He often finds himself in dangerous locations, but winds up pulling some fancy maneuver.
Everything's Coming Up Sparrow - Pirates of the Caribbean - Jack and British Soldiers
Like jumping out of a window to safety.

 

This is one tricky situation…
Everything's Coming Up Sparrow - Pirates of the Caribbean - Jack
But Jack always finds a way.

 

The Black Pearl even winds up in a bottle, and Jack still manages to save it.
Everything's Coming Up Sparrow - Pirates of the Caribbean - Jack and Gibbs
It’s his one true love.

 

This one is just weird.
Everything's Coming Up Sparrow - Pirates of the Caribbean - Jack and Hector Barbossa
It’s cool though, Jack still winds up saving the day.

 

One of the biggest wins for Jack is that he’s a seriously handsome pirate.
Everything's Coming Up Sparrow - Pirates of the Caribbean - Jack Steering
That fact never wavers.

 

In fact, let’s just look at another few photos of him. For science.
Everything's Coming Up Sparrow - Pirates of the Caribbean - Jack on Beach

Everything's Coming Up Sparrow - Pirates of the Caribbean - Jack CloseUp

Everything's Coming Up Sparrow - Pirates of the Caribbean - Jack and Cuffs

 

We love you, Captain.
Everything's Coming Up Sparrow - Pirates of the Caribbean - Jack and Will
Don’t ever change.

Posted 3 years Ago
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