Unbelievable sights, indescribable-ly good mileage! But seriously, why don’t more people today use magic carpets? They seem like the ideal way to get around town: you can beat traffic (because you’re above it), take a midday jaunt to the pyramids (cheaper than flying commercial), and be so much cooler than anyone else. Still not convinced? Well read this list and you will be:
Magic Carpets are Pretty
Nobody said practicality had to be boring. With Magic Carpet as our ride, we could easily get around–and do it in style.
Magic Carpets are Very Safe
Just look at all of those emergency exits!
Magic Carpets Double as Regular Carpets
We’re all about multi-purpose decorating.
Magic Carpets are Also Great at Playing Tricks on Your Frenemies
Where’s your hat? Where is it? Hahahaha, the rug has it, who looks silly now?
Magic Carpets Keep Their Cool in Tricky Situations
We probably would have pulled an Abu and gone for that ruby too, but if Carpet was there to keep up in check we wouldn’t be condemned to the Cave of Wonders for all time. A definite plus.
Magic Carpets are Friends and Modes of Transportation
Does your car give you tassel high fives? We didn’t think so.
Magic Carpets are Anti-Gravity
Aladdin is hanging upside down (our team debated whether or not this was actually centrifugal force, and this writer lost the argument, but is calling it anti-gravity even though it might not be because: magic). Can you imagine the practical applications of this? Also, can you imagine the non-practical applications of this?
Magic Carpets are Energy Efficient
We’re all for saving the Earth, and there is no lower-emission vehicle than a carpet (especially necessary if you’re already responsible for that lava you’re currently trying to out run).
Magic Carpets Don’t Care About The International Date Line
The Pyramids at lunch, then a quick trip to Australia, and maybe after that, the moon. Carpet can get you to all of these places and back in just one three-minute musical number. No jet lag, no 15 hour flight, and the best seat in the house.
What’s your favorite thing about the Magic Carpet? Tell us in the comments!
