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An Arbitrary Ranking of Toy Story Quotes

With no science, research, guidelines, or voting method, we put together a list of the top nine Toy Story quotes. Some may call them the best. Some may call them the funniest. Some may call them the most meaningful. Some may even call them the most memorable. Others, however, call them an arbitrary ranking of Toy Story quotes:

 

9. “The claaaaaaaaaaaaaw.”
The Claw_Toy Story
We are eternally grateful these guys exist.

 

8. “No one appreciates clothes here, Barbie! No one.”*
Barbie and Ken_Toy Story 3
*Could be replaced with just about anything Ken says. Ever.

 

7. “Don’t worry, Woody. In just a few hours, you’ll be sitting around a campfire with Andy making delicious hot shmoes.”
Shmoes_Toy Story
That face though.

 

6. “How do you spell FBI?”
Spell FBI_Toy Story 2
Eff-bee-eye, maybe? The world may never know.

 

5. “Well, excuse me! I’m trying to stay in character.”
Mr. Pricklepants, Toy Story 3
Runner-up: “Are you classically trained?”

 

4. “You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity.”
You Have my Pity_Toy Story
A.K.A. how to resolve any argument.

 

3. “I can’t stop Andy from growing up, but I wouldn’t miss it for the world.”
Piggyback Ride_Toy Story
Cue tear drop.

 

2. “Now Woody, he’s been my pal for as long as I can remember. He’s brave, like a cowboy should be. And kind, and smart. But the thing that makes Woody special, is he’ll never give up on you… ever. He’ll be there for you, no matter what.”
Piggyback Ride 2, Toy Story 3
Cue sobbing.

 

1. “To infinity… and beyond!”
To Infinity and Beyond_Toy Story
Cue waterfall.

 

Which Toy Story quotes would you add to the list? Tell us in the comments!

Posted 7 years Ago
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