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We are 110% done with waiting for the day when we all get a Mushu of our very own to follow us around and shout “DISHONOR” at appropriate moments. Seriously, it’s 2015. It’s the future. This is necessary. Think of it: nothing would be more scathing or appropriate than for Mushu to declare “dishonor” during your daily moments of strife. If you don’t believe us, you’re about to. Here’s a small smattering of the times when we sincerely need a Mushu to dishonor things:

 

When your roommate makes sad messes:
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Mushu says:
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When the barista gets your order wrong:
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Mushu’s all:
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When you visit home and your parents don’t know their wifi password:
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Mhm:
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When someone is talking way louder than necessary:
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Mushu interjects:
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When your dog borrows your sweater without asking and looks better in it than you do:
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Yep:
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When no one helps you carry your stuff:
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You best believe:
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When your picture on Instagram didn’t get as many likes as it rightfully deserved:
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Mushu has a message for your followers:
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When Facebook feels the need to inform you that yet another friend got engaged:
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Mushu’s got your back:
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When someone’s talking in a movie theater:
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Mushu has something to say, too:
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When your teacher assigns a paper and makes it due right after break:
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Mushu has one word for that and one word only:
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See our point?

Posted 6 years Ago
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