We are 110% done with waiting for the day when we all get a Mushu of our very own to follow us around and shout “DISHONOR” at appropriate moments. Seriously, it’s 2015. It’s the future. This is necessary. Think of it: nothing would be more scathing or appropriate than for Mushu to declare “dishonor” during your daily moments of strife. If you don’t believe us, you’re about to. Here’s a small smattering of the times when we sincerely need a Mushu to dishonor things:
When your roommate makes sad messes:
Mushu says:
When the barista gets your order wrong:
Mushu’s all:
When you visit home and your parents don’t know their wifi password:
Mhm:
When someone is talking way louder than necessary:
Mushu interjects:
When your dog borrows your sweater without asking and looks better in it than you do:
Yep:
When no one helps you carry your stuff:
You best believe:
When your picture on Instagram didn’t get as many likes as it rightfully deserved:
Mushu has a message for your followers:
When Facebook feels the need to inform you that yet another friend got engaged:
Mushu’s got your back:
When someone’s talking in a movie theater:
Mushu has something to say, too:
When your teacher assigns a paper and makes it due right after break:
Mushu has one word for that and one word only:
See our point?
