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Reasons Why Kronk is the Ultimate Man

Kronk’s wit, grace, and majesty is nothing short of inspirational. He fully encompasses the roles of gentleman, scholar, and award-winning spinach puff chef with a heart of gold, and in doing so breaks down boundaries and puts the “man” in “henchman.” In hopes that the rest of us mere mortals might someday come closer to reaching Kronk’s level, we’ve compiled a list of his traits worth emulating.

 

First we observe the mythical Kronk in his natural environment.
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Here is a man with strong moral fiber.
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A man deeply in touch with his emotions, unafraid of his own tears.
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A natural leader; a man who deftly wins the trust and admiration of children.
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One who knows when to be redundant.
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And also when to repeat himself.
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His taste in pajamas reigns unparalleled, except by his stuffed bear, who ties by default.
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Kronk knows how to dress well for any occasion, not just naptime.
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His sense of style is matched only by his stealth and agility.
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A master of illusion.
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A true renaissance man. A virtuoso of many crafts.
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A man who lives every moment to the fullest.
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One who is versed in many languages.
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Driven by strong tactical instincts and a healthy appreciation for logistics.
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Master of prioritizing.
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Eye of the tiger, heart of an athlete.
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A skilled multitasker and impromptu line cook with customer service finesse.
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A family man at heart. Even when it’s not really his family.
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The evidence is clear: Kronk is the ultimate man.
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Which of Kronk’s manly traits is your favorite? Tell us in the comments!

Posted 5 years Ago
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