A Tangled Quote for Every Situation

We recently rewatched Tangled. (Isn’t that what you do on Friday nights?) Normally when we think of this homecoming tale, we think of lanterns, love, and adorable chameleons, but this time around, we could stop thinking about how funny and original the dialogue is. Tangled really has the perfect quote for every situation:


When your friend leaves to go grab a burrito.


When you see a bug in your room.


When your teacher announces that you set the curve on a test.
tangled quote let's just assume everyone here doesn't like me


When your brother has been eating more than his fair share of the dessert.
tangled quote i've hidden it somewhere you'll never find it


When asked about your qualifications for a job.
tangled quote I have magic hair that glows when I sing


When you go to a Disney Park.
tangled quote best day ever


When your friend messes up your hair.
tangled quote you broke my smolder


When you get your first pet.
tangled quote all at once everything is different now that i see you


When you get a spammy text message.
tangled quote who are you and how did you find me


When your alarm goes off and you want to go back to sleep.
tangled quote make the clock reverse bring back what once was mine


When you interview Richard Madden.
tangled quote did I ever tell you I've got a thing for brunettes


When you visit your brother’s dorm room.
tangled quote smells like the color brown


When you get a really big bug bite on your hand.
tangled quote any chance i'm going to get super strength in my hand


When it’s Friday afternoon.
tangled quote now's when my life begins


When you try to explain Instagram to your mom.
tangled quote a fake reputation is all a man has


When your friend’s hair air-dries perfectly straight and shiny.
tangled quote the magical qualities that your hair possesses


Can you think of more situations that call for a Tangled quote? Tell us in the comments!

Posted 5 years Ago
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