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13 Signs You’re a Disney Sidekick

Around here, we identify with Disney sidekicks on a spiritual level. The heroes and heroines are fab, of course, but Disney sidekicks add that little extra bit of hilarity and heart to the general proceedings. If you identify with them like we do, it’s probably wise to find out if you actually ARE one, because at the end of the day, aren’t we all just talking animals?

 

1. You’re a big old softy at heart.
Sebastian from The Little Mermaid shrugging
Excuse us, “softshell.”

 

2. You’re frequently roped into doing outlandish things to help out your friends.
Timon and Pumbaa from the Lion King causing diversion
These schemes are often half-baked, yet you remain an excellent sport.

 

3. Friends see you as a surprising, but consistent, source of deeply profound wisdom.
Olaf from Frozen introducing himsel
They’re also super impressed that you can disconnect your head from your torso.

 

4. Your dinner parties are off the charts.
Lumiere from Beauty and the Beast singing Be Our Guest
Delicious food? Check. High production value? Double check.

 

5. Most of the time you’re sweet and unassuming, but you can be totally intimidating when necessary.
Pascal-from-Tangled-making-a-fist.jpg
Being adorable gives you that extra element of surprise to work with. Super strategic.

 

6. You give really stellar advice.
Jiminy Cricket from Pinocchio pointing
Now if only everyone would listen to it … but that’s another story.

 

7. The acquisition and enjoyment of food is very high on your list of priorities.
Meeko from Pocahontas eating crackers
It’s right up there with achieving your dreams, leaving a lasting legacy, being universally beloved, etc.

 

8. You’re extremely protective of your people.
Pegasus and Phil from Hercules crossing arms and frowning
And they’re extremely protective of you. It’s a big, old, symbiotic circle of love.

 

9. You and your best friend wear matching outfits more often than not.
Aladdin and Abu crossing arms and smiling
And you look GREAT doing so.

 

10. You have extraordinarily high standards.
Rajah from Aladdin frowning
It comes with the territory of being extraordinary yourself.

 

11. You’re not afraid to be 100% honest.
Mushu from Mulan gasping and saying dishonor
Everyone counts on you to tell it like it is.

 

12. You’re an incredibly resourceful problem-solver.
Mice from Cinderella preparing dress
Your crafting skills are also on point.

 

13. You’re loyal to your friends until the very end.
Dug from Up smiling at Carl and Russell
You’d do anything for them, because you love them.

 

Does it turn out that you’re a Disney sidekick? Let us know in the comments!

Posted 6 years Ago
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