Are there ever times when you hear the call of the sea, but alas, you must stick to your landlubber ways for lack of a shoulder parrot and magic talisman? Us too. In these cases, the best thing you can do is scowl and quote Pirates of the Caribbean. We went to the highest court of all the land and sea (you guys) to see which lines from our favorite films were tops.
15. “I’m dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly, it’s the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they’re going to do something incredibly stupid.” – Jack Sparrow
This is honestly incredibly profound.
13. “The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem. Do you understand?” – Jack Sparrow
Sometimes it’s good to take a step back and see if the problem truly lies within.
3. “This is either madness, or brilliance.” (Will Turner) “It’s remarkable how often those two traits coincide.” – Jack Sparrow
It’s hard to tell if Captain Jack is madly brilliant or brilliantly mad.
1. “Savvy?” – Jack Sparrow
We’re savvy to being savvy. But how savvy are you?
A good amount of these quotes come from banter between Captain Jack Sparrow and Will Turner, which only reaffirms the true treasure that is their friendship.
What quotes did we miss? Tell us in the comments!