It’s safe to say that the team here at Oh My Disney loves Kronk. We have often pondered what it would be like if Kronk were our boyfriend. We’ve also spent time listing all of the reasons why Kronk is the best and all of the reasons why Kronk is the ultimate man. We even created a carefully crafted quiz that will tell you what percent Kronk you are. Kronk is so great, that we couldn’t just stop there. We started to wonder, if Kronk were actually our boyfriend, what would a first date be like with him? If you’ve ever wondered the same thing, speculate no further, because we’ve got it all planned out:
1. Kronk would make a grand entrance to pick you up.
We imagine it would be a surprise, funny, and genuine. Maybe he would serenade you. Maybe he would bring along his friend that just got turned into a llama. Or maybe he would show up in a super fun costume. Either way, he would set the tone for the rest of the date with his spontaneity and commitment to making you laugh.
2. He would compliment you immediately.
Kronk is hilarious, but he also has a lot of charm and would be sure to compliment your outfit.
3. He would give you date options.
Kronk would not have a date planned that you had no choice in. He would have multiple dates planned out and would let you choose which one sounded the most fun. Also, Kronk sometimes has trouble making decisions so it would be a team effort to figure out the game plan.
4. He would find a fun way to transport you to your next destination.
We doubt Kronk would pick you up in a regular vehicle. You would probably be headed to your next destination on a two person bike, or maybe even a roller coaster. Of course, if it were us, we would be cheering with Kronk, instead of glaring at everything like Yzma is doing above.
5. If a roller coaster wasn’t available, he’d happily carry you himself.
Again, instead of the pained look Yzma has on her face, we would have a look of pure joy and admiration for Kronk if he carried us around.
6. If you decided to stay in, he would cook you an amazing meal.
Kronk is probably one of the best Disney chefs of all time. He can pretty much cook anything. He would also probably have a matching apron and oven mitts to show off while he cooks, which is absolutely adorable.
7. If you ended up going out to dinner instead, he would make it perfect.
You would not be waiting to order or waiting for the check. Kronk would make sure your dinner went smoothly. He may not end up succeeding at this, but he would try. And that’s all that matters with Kronk.
8. After dinner, Kronk would plan a fun activity like a concert, jump rope, or board games.
No matter what you decided to do, it would be fun, because Kronk is always looking on the bright side.
9. He would introduce you to all of his squirrel friends.
And impress you with his ability to communicate with them. What’s more, Kronk would not be afraid to introduce you to his friends on the first date. Even if they were squirrels.
10. He would send you a message after the date to tell you how much fun he had.
Kronk would make sure you knew that he had a great time. And he’d probably already have your next date planned out.
11. Basically, Kronk would take you on the best date of all time.
Did we mention Kronk is the best?
What do you think a first date would be like with Kronk? Tell us in the comments!
