I’m Number One Lyrics from Muppets Most Wanted

Constantine is number one and Dominic Badguy is number two. But don’t take our word for it, let them tell you:


Constantine: I’m number one, you’re number two


We’re criminals at large, but I’m at larger than you


I’m number one, you’re number two

I believe in equality as long as you get less than me


I’m one, you’re number two

You may think that you’re smarter, but I’m smarter-er than you


I’m number one, you’re number two

You’re lucky to be number two not number three


I can see by the look in your eye

You want to get a bigger piece of the pie

One day you’ll get your chance

But in the meantime you’ve got to dance monkey dance!

Do it, dance monkey dance!



Dominic: I’m number two, he’s number one

I can’t believe I’m working for an amphibian

I’m number two, he’s number one

Constantine: I’M NUMBER ONE!

You know life’s gone to the dogs, when your boss is a frog

I can see it’s just a matter of time

Before he’s gone and I’m at the front of the line

It won’t be long ’til I’ll get my chance

But in the meantime, I’ve got to dance monkey dance


Constantine: That’s it number two! Come on, dance monkey dance!

Now watch me…


Constantine: I’m number one                      Dominic: He’s number one

Constantine: You’re number two                 Dominic: I’m number twoooooo

Constantine: That’s it kid, there you go. Now step aside this ain’t your show!

Constantine: I’m one                                     Dominic: I’m one

Constantine: I’m number one                      Dominic: Yes, we know

Constantine: I’m number one

 Dominic: He’s number one

Constantine: That’s how it’s done


Speaking of that’s how it’s done, these are the people who got this song done:

Performed by Constantine and Ricky Gervais

Written by Bret McKenzie

Published by Fuzzy Muppet Songs (ASCAP)

Produced by Bret McKenzie and Mickey Petralia

Arranged by Chris Caswell

Orchestrations by Chris Caswell and Doug Walter

Vocals Recorded by Nick Wollage

Band Recorded by David Bianco

Orchestra Recorded by Satoshi Mark Noguchi

Mixed by Mickey Petralia and Satoshi Mark Noguchi


Posted 7 years Ago
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