Dory is the best combination of inspirational and hilarious, both of which are totally unintentional, which makes her even MORE inspirational and hilarious. Here are some of her greatest hits from Finding Nemo.
You know two addresses: your own, and this one. Dory just barely knows this one, but still, it’s progress.
Some typical Dory wisdom: she just starts moving her mouth and good stuff comes out, either funny or wise. This time, it was wise.
Only us true Dory fans know what she’s talking about in this one.
We don’t have enough occasion to use this one because it’s sort of hard to interact with jellyfish on the regular, but if we could, you know we’d be calling him Squishy and he would be our Squishy.
…Except that she just DID speak whale. That’s why Dory is the best, because she’s so humble.
The best advice that Dory will never remember that she gave you. It might be easier said than done, unless you’re a regal blue tang like Dory, so in case you need instructions on how to just keep swimming, we have you covered.