We know that your goal this Christmas is to give gifts that don’t leave the recipient looking you in the eye and saying, “So who cares? No big deal. I want more.” No worries—you want thingamabobs? We’ve got twenty. Here are foolproof presents for the fans of The Little Mermaid in your life:
1. Dinglehopper
“Why would I get someone a fork as a present?” you’re asking. Well, you wouldn’t. Or maybe you would… we don’t know you that well. But the point is that this isn’t a fork; it’s a dinglehopper.
That’s right. For those of you too weak to use the prongs of an actual fork to comb your hair while you lounge on a rock in the sea, Disney Store has created this human version to detangle your radiant tresses.
2. Ariel and Eric Salt and Pepper Shakers
Has it ever bothered you that your salt and pepper shakers don’t look like they’re completely in love? This is the solution.
3. Kiss the Girl Over the Knee Socks
Just don’t cross your legs while you’re wearing them or you’ll sound like Yoda.
4. Ursula Snowglobe
It won’t cost much, just your voice! (And $33.99.)
5. The Little Mermaid Pocket Watch Necklace
It’s like giving two presents in one! And it looks like at about 2:47, Ariel and Eric will both have mustaches for a minute.
6. The Little Mermaid Comforter
This Ariel sketch-style comforter is dazzling. Plus if you position your face just right between the pillows, it’s like Ariel and Eric are both kissing you on the cheek.
7. Stained Glass Kisslock Hinge Wallet
Rescue a sailor prince and then sing, “What would I pay to stay here beside you?” He’ll think you’re being rhetorical, but you’re just using it as an excuse to pull out and show off this gorgeous wallet.
8. Ariel Sticky Notes
“Note to self: I am a beautiful mermaid princess.”
9. Ariel Slip-on Sneakers
Going barefoot, you won’t get too far. Shoes are required for jumping, dancing.
10. Flounder Plush Cuddle Pillow
Your friends might get tired of you patting their heads and calling them a silly guppy, but this little guy never will.
11. Ariel Ornament
If you’re looking for a gift that says, “Watch and you’ll see, someday I’ll be, part of your tree,” this is it.
12. Ariel Sketch Lanyard
For showing people you’re a card-carrying mermaid.
13. The Little Mermaid Tattoo Bag
Big enough to fit your whozits and whatzits galore? Check.
14. Ariel Denim Cut-off Shorts
One of the benefits of having human legs is the ability to wear shorts. Don’t forget to take advantage.
15. Ariel iPhone 5/5S Case
Cell phone? More like shell phone.
16. The Little Mermaid Boat Dress
This dress screams, “My name is definitely not Mildred.”
17. The Little Mermaid Hair Bow
Is it cute? Yup. Will it ensure you’re prepared if you find yourself needing to eat some teeny tiny food? YUP.
18. The Little Mermaid Sketch Slipper Boot
Keep your poor unfortunate soles warm this winter.
19. Sunset Muscle Tee
The human world… it’s a mess. But this shirt is not. In fact, it’s adorable.
20. The Little Mermaid Ear Hat
If a human + fish = mermaid, what’s a human + fish + mouse? We’re not sure… but we like it.
Which of these items are on your list this year?
