It’s a question we all must ask ourselves at different junctures in our lives. Maybe you first thought of it while you were in the middle of faking someone out on a high five, watching the other person wince with embarrassment when you reneged at the last second, and realizing you felt nothing. The thought occurred to you: What if I’m evil? What if I’m Disney Villain evil?
Relax. This quiz will reveal your truth. Get ready to know thyself:
My favorite hobby is
After I finish using crayons, I
When I make eye contact with a hopeful puppy in a pet shop window, I
When someone says something rude, I say
I’m surrounded by
My favorite cutesy pet name is
In the movie of my life, I am a
The most beautiful thing in the entire world is
My enemies should
I have been known to accuse people of being
Ha! Ha! Do you even know what “evil” means?
You’re about as evil as a tiny kitten sneezing because it just smelled its first flower.
You’re not evil, just naughty.
Your badness levels indicate that you’d take candy from a baby, but feel bad about it later.
You’re evil when it serves your interests.
You’re pretty evil, but not past the point of a possible third act redemption.
You’re the mistress of all evil.
You really needed to take this quiz to find out? Fine. Here’s the result: You’re a monster and you must be stopped.