Imagine that the great Disney songwriters gathered in a room to write a song about you. What sort of song would it be? A ballad that pauses the action to celebrate the moment? An uptempo jig that progresses the plot of your life without you realizing it? A showstopper that becomes an instant classic? Whether you’ve ever thought about this or not, you’re about to discover which Disney song was actually written about you:
My motto is
When I was a lad I ate
Pick a color
My favorite hipster accessory is
Pick a flower
The only acceptable ice cream topper is
Pick a pattern:
I just can't wait
If I could wield magic, I would
The only acceptable pretzel condiment is
You got "Be Prepared"!
We’re talking kings and successions, and also your life. Congrats on your royal blood, and your large vocabulary.
You got "Me Party"!
There’s no one at this party that you don’t already know. Congrats on your solo mardi gras.
You got "Perfect Isn't Easy"!
Perfect my dears, is you. Congrats on winning life.
You got "Poor Unfortunate Souls"!
They weren’t kidding when they called you, well… a kick-butt person. Congrats on your command of the intricacies of legal contracts and applying lipstick.