There are two kinds of people in this world: those who are carbon-based life forms, and those who are not actually people at all, because they’re toys. Which kind are you? Only time will tell, and by that we mean the amount of time it takes to take this quiz, so let’s say, like, three minutes?
The red laser beam in my arm is
Which cupcakes look the most delicious?
Someone saved your life! You are
Can you fly?
What’s in your boot?
An attic is a
Somebody _____ the water hole!
When a human enters the room, I
Christmas and birthdays are
You’ve got a _____ in me.
You. Are. A. Toy!
Congratulations! You are beloved by children and collected by collectors. Your ability to bring smiles to humans’ faces is matched only by your confusion about whether you can breathe without a helmet.
You are a human!
Congratulations! You are a sentient life form whose superior mental faculties and advanced prefrontal cortex enable you to ponder existential questions about the meaning of life. Take good care of your toys!