With the series premiere of ABC’s new, sure-to-be-hit series The Muppets almost upon us (Tuesday, September 22 at 8|7c, be there!), we imagine you’ve been asking yourself: “Am I a man or am I a Muppet?” Yes, man or Muppet, that ancient quandary. Well, for the first time ever in the history of the world, we have a way of resolving this question. Our highly scientific quiz will determine once and for all if you are flesh and blood or felt and foam.
What's the right direction to go?
Which of these chefs do you relate to more?
You come across a fish lying in the road, you
Think of the dogs you’ve met in your life. What do they like to do?
How would you respond if someone told you they need to catch some thieves red-handed?
The most talented actress in the world is
What did you have for lunch today?
How often do you break into song and dance?
If your nephew was 5 years old two years ago, how old is he this year?
You're a Man (or Woman)!
You’re a Man (or Woman)! You are very by the book and understand that there is a time and a place for goofing around. Your work day consists of very few explosions or boomerang fish. Maybe with a little practice, you can work your way up to “very manly Muppet” or “Muppet of a man.” Luckily, The Muppets on ABC is perfect for everyone, man or Muppet, so tune in!
You're a Muppet!
You’re a Muppet! By very definition, your silly side is the only side that matters. In your circle of friends, you’re the one who sings at awkward times, attempts to shoot yourself out of canons, and spouts “Wocka! Wocka! Wocka!” at every possible moment. As a Muppet, you already know that you should tune in to The Muppets on ABC, but you should also recruit your non-Muppet friends to watch it with you.