Dear Hypothetical Potential Pixarian,
Thank you for your interest in an unofficial position at Pixar Animation Studios. The first, final, and only step of your bogus application is this not-at-all-legitimate aptitude test. Please complete this quirky questionnaire to the best of your ability to find your fake filmmaking fit.
An Imaginary HR Department
Which restaurant are you dying to go to?
Which one of Andy’s toys do you relate to most?
Which relationship is most #goals?
Pick your favorite mode of transportation:
Which birthday gift would you be most bummed to receive?
You’d be least surprised to find out you’re part:
Your ideal coworker is:
What would you spend your holiday bonus on?
Pick a Pixar book:
You’re an animator!
Accuracy and attention to detail are the name of the game for you. You’re a perfectionist, have an awesome imagination, and can always make people laugh. Plus, you’ve got more patience than anyone we’ve ever met. Congrats!
You’re a director!
You’re the Remy to Linguini, the Joy to Riley, the John Lasseter to Toy Story. You thrive when you take lead, and people trust you. You’re happy to make decisions for your squad, and your confidence is worth all the praise hands emojis. Congrats!
You’re a character artist!
Creativity is your biggest strength. You can often be found doodling, daydreaming, and watching DIY videos on the internet for hours on end. Your imagination is boundless, and you can find inspiration in an empty room. Congrats!
You’re a voice actor!
Take center stage, superstar! Your energy is contagious, and you’re always a joy to be around. You can always make people laugh and have a special knack for telling stories. Congrats!