Poll: How Much Is a Smackerel?

More often than not, Pooh Bear is seeking a small smackerel of hunny. Problem is, many of his neighbors in the Hundred Acre Wood can’t seem to understand how much hunny the silly old bear really wants. It all comes down to a problem of semantics: How do you define a smackerel? It’s time to answer this question once and for all, so we turn the important inquiry to you. How much is a smackerel?

What about this?

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no

Total: 8855 Votes

Might this fit the definition of a smackerel?

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Total: 7602 Votes

Or is a smackerel more like this?

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Total: 7244 Votes

Could you wear a smackerel like this?

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Total: 7157 Votes

Is this a smackerel?

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Total: 7221 Votes

Could it fill a whole tree?

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Total: 7030 Votes

Could you swim in it?

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Total: 6901 Votes

Is a smackerel a wave o’ hunny?

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Total: 6817 Votes

Or, is a smackerel simply a huge body of hunny?

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Total: 6686 Votes

Think, think, think: which is the best representation of a smackerel?

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Total: 6316 Votes