If you’ve seen Beauty and the Beast (and we’re hoping that’s all of you taking this quiz) there’s a 99.9% chance you’ve devoted at least a few seconds of thought to what the foods mentioned in “Be Our Guest” would taste like. The food you are most interested in may say a lot about you. Although we can’t give you a taste test of the enchanted cuisine, we can, however, give you the next best thing: this quiz!
Pick a food from “Be Our Guest”:
You picked the Grey Stuff!
Your truth: You would’ve made a great Mouseketeer alongside the likes of Britney, Christina, and Justin. You’ve got the personality, spunk, and talent that was required to be in the New Mickey Mouse Club in the early ‘90s. You’re also charismatic and animated, which makes you a compelling presence onscreen.
You picked soup du jour!
Your truth: If given the choice, you would omit the scene in Sleeping Beauty where Maleficent turns into a dragon. Let’s agree on the fact that while Maleficent doesn’t scare you as much as she did when you were a child, the dragon scene near the end of the film is still not one of your favorites. We totally understand—Maleficent isn’t called the “Mistress of All Evil” for nothing!
You picked hot hors d’oeuvres!
Your truth: You don’t have a favorite Disney movie. Why? Because there are too many to choose from, obviously. Much like selecting one hot hors d’oeuvres from an array of French delicacies, choosing a favorite Disney film is a choice you’d rather not make, and we totally get it.
You picked beef ragout!
Your truth: If someone offered you canned Disney Princess-shaped pasta in a cheese and tomato sauce you would totally eat it, and probably enjoy it. You’re a foodie, but not the stereotypical snobby one, so you’re down to try any type of food, especially when said food is in the shape of some of your favorite Disney characters.
You picked cheese soufflé!
Your truth: You still wonder what happened to the bird Jasmine and Aladdin scared on their Magic Carpet ride. When your gentle soul watched the Magic Carpet ride for the first time, your main concern was not about the blossoming relationship between Aladdin and Jasmine, but rather on the condition of the poor bird they surprised. While we might never know what happened to that bird, but at least there’s one person out there (i.e., you) thinking about him.
You picked pie and pudding on flambé!
Your truth: You’re the Toad of your friend group. You’re a little bit extra, but that makes you fun and exciting. Like Toad, you enjoy being at the forefront of pop culture and trends. In fact, you’re already over fidget spinners and onto the next cool thing all the kids are raving about.
You picked jello, featuring Cogsworth!
Your truth: You’re more of a Lumiere than a Cogsworth. Just because you picked “jello featuring Cogsworth” does not mean you’re like Cogsworth; you genuinely think the image is funny, which is why you chose it. Like Lumiere, you’re playful, carefree, and rarely if ever stodgy.