It’s no secret that Hans from Frozen is not our fave. Not a day goes by when we don’t think, “Why, Hans. Why?!?” Now picture this imaginary scenario: You’re lucky enough to travel to Arendelle, and you get to go to Elsa’s coronation. However, in some weird alternate reality, somewhere between deceiving Anna and trying the chocolate fondue, Hans has decided to get your attention. Ugh. How awful. Can you successfully avoid talking to him? Try your best:
Hans makes eye contact with you from across the room. What do you do?
Hans waves at you. What do you do?
Hans now has a giant plate of cake and is walking by you. What do you do?
Hans offers you a sandwich. What do you do?
Hans is dancing nearby. What do you do?
You’ve been assigned to sit at the same table as Hans. What now?
Okay, we think you’ve finally lost him. Fake out! Hans joins you and a group of friends! What do you do?
The party is almost over! Hans asks you to marry him. What do you do?
You could not successfully avoid Hans!
Sorry, pal. You have to talk to Hans and it’s not going to be fun. Just remember, even though he seems charming, he is: Not. To. Be. Trusted. Get ready for a full hour of listening to Hans talk about himself. There’s no escape.
You successfully avoided Hans!
Congratulations, you don’t have to talk to Hans, or even be in the presence of Hans. Your avoidance skills are truly masterful. Now you get to hang out at the coronation, eat all the chocolate fondue your heart desires, and not be bothered by the likes of Hans or his false charms. Hans, bye.