Once upon a time in an imaginary kingdom far, far away, a powerful king and queen ruled over their subjects, which included you. Yes, dear reader, you are very much part of this story. In fact, you are the Disney Villain in our abbreviated fairy tale. All you need to do is answer the questions as if you were the antagonist, and we’ll give you an ending that’s fit for a Disney Villain. Let the adventure commence!
It’s a stormy night and you’ve got nothing to do, which can only mean one thing: It’s time to surprise the royal family because:
Great reason. You’ve now decided to disguise yourself as a Princess, whose only allusion to your real identity is a bright green …
One last thing before you leave for the castle—you’re going to need a feathered sidekick. Choose one of your birds to take with you:
Okay, you’ve arrived at the palace, and it looks like there’s a party’s going on. What’s your first move?
It’s about an hour into the party and you still haven’t made your move—what’s the hold up?
Amidst all the excitement, you make eye contact with the prince and he approaches you, asking, “Do I know you?” You reply:
Charmed by your answer, the prince asks you to dance, which you accept, because:
You’re a few dances in with the prince, but it’s time for your musical number. What’s the name of your signature song?
Beautiful—you have a great voice. The prince notices you’re a little glum, and asks you if there’s anything wrong. You reply by:
You continue dancing with the prince until you overhear the king plotting to curse his kingdom. What are you going to do?
Plot Twist: You become the hero!
Well, it’s been a weird night, and why not finish it with something no one who has ever read a fairytale would expect? When you realize the king is trying to curse the kingdom, you decide to transform into your real self and reveal to everyone what he’s up to. You’re hailed as the hero, and the prince tells you that he wants you to be his royal advisor, which you accept. And yes, you live happily ever after.
Good triumphs, you’re defeated!
After the next song is over, you excuse yourself and approach the king, revealing to him that you know what he’s up to. You ask him to join forces, but he decides to turn on you and accuse you of being the one who is trying to curse the kingdom. The prince, disgusted that you deceived him, tells the guards to lock you up. Oh well, here’s hoping you get revenge in a sequel!
You decide you’re not a great Disney Villain, so you become a baker!
When you witness the king wanting to curse his own kingdom, you quickly break away from dancing with the prince and start shouting, “HE’S TRYING TO CURSE US! HE’S TRYING TO CURSE US!!” You reveal your true self with a transformation and a monologue about how you never really wanted to be evil, which surprises everyone and endears them to you. Ultimately, you decide you’re not a great Disney Villain, and everyone in the kingdom agrees, welcoming you to the good side. The town baker offers you a job as an apprentice at his bakery, which you gladly accept.
You win and evil reigns supreme!
It turns out the king was not actually trying to curse his own kingdom, thank goodness, because only you are the supreme evil being of this story. You decide to roll with the whole curse theme, and you quickly whip up a magical potion that turns everyone into beetles by the end of the night. Of course, you decide to move into the castle immediately, and have one of your many minions remove all the disgusting little bugs.