Are you weird? (Don’t worry, we mean it as a compliment.) If so, it’s time to find out just how strange, unusual, and uniquely peculiar you really are. And we’ll do so by comparing you to the one and only Great Gonzo! Take this quiz and discover how you measure up to everyone’s favorite Muppet daredevil/performance artiste/poultry enthusiast … and part-time plumber.
How many high-velocity cannons do you own?
When was the last time you spent the day with a chicken?
What is your opinion of tapioca pudding?
Pick something you would most like to collect:
Which Muppet would you most like to hang out with?
Pick a pair of socks:
Your best friend is a:
Which stunt would you most like to perform?
You are 16.73% Gonzo!
You have a little bit of weird in you, but you’ve got a ways to go before you go full Gonzo. Try bog snorkelling or juggling hummus-covered bowling balls before you take the quiz again.
You are 43.7777777777777777% Gonzo!
Your weirdness percentage is on the rise. You’re almost half as weird as Gonzo, but you still have a ways to go. Tap dance on pickles or go water skiing with chickens before you take this quiz again.
You are 72.93% Gonzo!
Wow! You sure are wonderfully weird. But to soar even higher into the weirdo-sphere you might want to try doing hot yoga in a volcano or wearing clamshell shoes, before taking this quiz again.
You are 99.99% Gonzo!
Whoa. You … are outstandingly, outlandishly weird and it’s the best! You are among the strangest of the strange … and you’re welcome to pal around with Gonzo anytime!