The Ultimate List of Wreck-It Ralph Quotes


A movie like Wreck-It Ralph is jam-packed with amazing characters, stunning worlds, and hilarious quotes! And if you are anything like us, you cannot wait for Ralph Breaks The Internet: Wreck-It Ralph 2 to hit theaters on November 21. To get ready for the upcoming sequel, we put together the essential list of the best Wreck-It Ralph quotes! Get ready to wreck it!

Wreck-It Ralph


“If that little kid likes me, how bad can I be?”

“I’m bad, and that’s good! I will never be good, and that’s not bad!”

“There’s no one I’d rather be, than me!”

“The best part of my day is when I get thrown off the roof. Because when the Nicelanders lift me up, I get a perfect view of Sugar Rush, and I can see Vanellope racing. The kid’s a natural, and the players love her, glitch and all, just like I knew they would.”

“Turns out I don’t need a medal to tell me I’m a good guy.”

“My name’s Ralph, and I’m a bad guy. Uh, let’s see … I’m nine feet tall, I weigh six hundred and forty-three pounds. Got a little bit of a temper on me. My passion bubbles very near the surface, I guess, not gonna lie. Anyhoo, what else? Uh … I’m a wrecker. I wreck things, professionally. I mean, I’m very good at what I do. Probably the best I know.”

“I’m already happy. I got the coolest friend in the world!”

“It may not be as fancy as being president, but it’s my duty, and it’s a big duty.”

“What’s going on in this candy-coated heart of darkness?”

“I don’t want to be the bad guy anymore.”

“Sometimes I think, man, it sure must be nice being the good guy.”

“Well, this may come as a shock to you, but in my game, I’m the bad guy, and I live in the garbage.”

“No, not cool! Unhygienic, and lonely, and boring … and that crummy medal was going to change all that. I go home with that baby around my neck and I’ll get a penthouse, pies, ice sculptures, fireworks! Ah, it’s grown up stuff, you wouldn’t understand.”

“News flash: neither one of us is getting what we want!”

“They call you Sour Bill for a reason!”

“I’m a wrecker, not a baker.”

“I’m gonna wreck it!”

“Who are you, the guy that makes the donuts?”

“I see you’re a fan of pink.”

“I love my mamma!”


Vanellope von Schweetz

“Lying to a child! Shame on you, Ralph!”

“You really are a bad guy.”

“Everyone here says I’m just a mistake.”

“Au revoir, Admiral Underpants.”

“Now, rise my royal chump! I’ve got a date with destiny!”

“Top shelf!”

“I’m not a glitch, Taffyta. I’ve just got pixlexia, okay?”


Fix-It Felix


“I can fix it!”

“Why do I fix everything I touch?”

“Do you have any idea what you put me through? I ran higgeldy-piggeldy all over creation looking for you! I almost drowned in chocolate milk mix! And then … I met the most dynamite gal. ”

“You know, you are one dynamite gal.”

“I don’t have to do boo! Forgive my potty-mouth.”

“Look at that high definition. Your face … it’s amazing!”

“Back when the arcade first opened, Turbo Time was by far the most popular game, and Turbo, he loved the attention. So when Road Blasters got plugged in and stole Turbo’s thunder, boy was he jealous. So jealous, that he abandoned his game and tried to take over the new one. Turbo ended up putting both games and himself out of order, for good.”

“Oh my land!”

“Why, it’s Q*Bert! What brings you here, neighbor?”

“Stand by. My Q*Bert-ese is a little rusty.”

“Ralph’s gone Turbo?”

“Jiminy Jaminy!”


Sergeant Calhoun

“Doomsday and Armageddon just had a baby and it … is … ugly!”

“We are humanity’s last hope. Our mission: Destroy all Cy-Bugs! You ready, rookie? Let’s find out…”

“Your face is still red, you might want to hit it with your hammer again.”

“Oh! This place just got interesting.”

“Wrong! Viruses do not stop! Once those Cy-Bugs finish off Sugar Rush, they’ll invade every other game until this arcade is nothing but a smoking husk of forgotten dreams. Kohut, my cruiser!”


King Candy


“It’s game over for both of you!”

“Have some candy!”

“Welcome to the boss level!”


“Because of you, Ralph, I’m now the most powerful virus in the arcade!”

“Salmon! Salmon, that’s obviously salm… what are you doing here?”

“Stop, in the name of the king!”

“And if I ever see you here again, Wreck-It Ralph, I’ll lock you in my Fungeon!”

“Fun-Dungeon. It’s a play on words. Get it?”

Need more Disney quotes in your life? Make sure to check out our list of the 15 most important Disney quotes, according to you!

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