Kim was the title character (and repeat champion world-saver) of Kim Possible, but sometimes, we found ourselves loving Ron Stoppable and his naked mole rat, Rufus, the most. The debut of “The Naked Mole Rap” was one of those times.
How the video opens with Rufus lowering the mic to naked mole rat-height.
♫ Ain’t hidin’ nothin’, you’ll know what the truth is, how Ron met Rufus ♫
Allergy sufferers everywhere understand the perils of pet fur. Of equal importance, animal lovers everywhere (regardless of allergy status) can relate to making up embarrassing songs about their pets. Right? It’s not just us and Ron … is it?
Rufus’ serene expression when being called “that freaky thing.”
And his rap towards the end.
Complete with brilliant lyrics: ♫ Nah nah nah nah nah nah na-na-na-nah ♫
Ron’s hidden moonwalking skills.
Ron’s misguided understanding of animal sounds.
♫ Never heard a cat bark, never heard a puppy purr, my dad’s allergic to every kind of fur ♫
And last but not least, this image forever burned into our brains.